Thursday, July 2, 2009

delusions of persecution

Tonight G told me he has a tracking device in his throat, but it only hurts when he hiccups.
Posted by Jen at 12:44 AM

7 comments:

  2. This could, perhaps, be the hidden secret of the older neighborhood boy. I mean, I would be on my best behavior too, if I was being tracked full time!!!!!

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  4. That is too funny...tell him not to tell anyone, or everyone else will want one too! (my standard line when my kids say things like "I have a runny nose" or "I have a mosquito bite.")

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  7. Wow. That's fancy stuff. Seriosly, I have had fleeting thoughts of micro-chipping my kids.
    I know. Wrong.

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