For some reason last night I was unable to get comfortable in our bed. The covers were too heavy and my pajamas were bunchy. I flopped around until 1:11 a.m. and then stomped over to my closet and turned on the light, searing my silhouette into Jason's retinas. Luckily silhouettes are all the rage.
I still couldn't find anything comfortable so I was forced to sleep in just a t-shirt. I despise being less than fully clothed, which I define to include snow pants and a burka, so the choice of only a t-shirt (and underwear, and socks -- I'm not a prostitute, after all!) should indicate just how uncomfortable my bed was.
This morning I'm experiencing a sense of impending doom, like something awful is going to happen to Miss A today. But luckily I can stave off any misfortune by writing about my impending doom here. Ha! Take THAT, Doom! I called your bluff!
It's possible my dread is related to my late bedtime.
Also, I am supposed to be editing an outline, or something? I am confused by the task before me, probably because it is boring and therefore I can't concentrate on it. I'm going to print it out and sprinkle some glitter on it and try it again, and if that doesn't work I'm going to replace all uses of the word "and" with "unicorn," and the word "synergies" with "candy," and the word "consumers" with heart shapes. I feel pretty certain that will improve my productivity.
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As long as you are using rainbow glitter, I think you are all good. Your posts give me much-needed laughs on a daily basis. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteTogether we can create the candy needed to provide our ♥ with the best opportunities unicorn success.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when I didn't sleep well. I hate it even more if the cause of sleep deprivation is not from rocking out at a concert, cranking out a work of fiction, collaging my bedroom wall or doing anything remotely cool. Maybe you should put on dark shades and just fake it.
ReplyDeleteI feel that way every night. Yes I am older than you and yes, this too will be your life someday. Oh and? Snow pants? Are you kidding?
ReplyDeleteHmmm...sihouettes are ALL the rage. And glitter does have magical powers. Oh, and I can NEVER sleep on Sunday, but it could be all the coke I drink over the weekends. And have I told you how much I love your blog and how much I LOVE the new blog award you've bestowed upon me! I'm gearing to post it over on my end, however, I was so brain dead last night, I couldn't even come close to thinking of 7 things that were even remotely interesting about me!!! Thanks for the shout out, I'm so grateful!
ReplyDeleteI can totally relate to ALL ALL ALL of that post. I hate it when covers feel too heavy. I thought I was the only one who did that. Ugh, it's awful when you can't do anything to get comfortable...and sleep. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the impending doom thing...I totally get that.