Tuesday, February 9, 2010

i balance an average IQ with exceptional powers of mind control

I have spent all day hoping Daisy Scouts will be canceled tonight, because of the snow.

HOLY CRAP you guys. I *just* typed that sentence and went looking for my most recent post about my successful mind control powers, and right then the phone rang and it was some lady telling me Miss A's ride to Daisy Scouts was held up at work and couldn't drive tonight, and would Miss A still be coming. So I took that as a sign from God that Miss A should stay home, and that I really should take a class and learn how to use my mind powers for important things.

So, aside from making my wish of Daisy Scout cancellation come true, I harnessed my abilities to force the Daisy Scouts to move meeting time to 6 from 7:15. I couldn't be more proud.

It doesn't appear Coke is ready to respond to my suggestions about their stupid contour bottle, yet. Soon.

3 comments:

  1. i have a daisy scout. i do not mind the meetings, mostly because they are right after school, at the school, and i'm usually not there.

    can you please try to harness your abilities to ensure EXTREME COLD, so that my campout will be cancelled this weekend? two adults, four children under nine. disgusting.

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  2. Surfed in here from Kortney's site (In the Mix). Love your blog!!

    We're getting killed with snow, too. I'm in the Pittsburgh area, PA. Isn't it FUN? My daughter hasn't had school all week, doesn't look like she will be going back anytime soon!

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  3. So I just left you a comment under the name "maya" haha.. I was signed in under the wrong google account! My bad. This is the right one :)

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